Monologuing

No soda for 13 days?  That is amazing.

I have been substituting soda with iced tea, which is a good substitute, and I am drinking water like crazy.  My skin is looking much better, and you can see for yourself.

I wonder if I can actually keep this going past the new year, but I have a strong feeling that I will be drinking a lot of Dr. Pepper on New Year’s Eve if we go to Atlantic City as usual.  Still, I could substitute it with iced tea…

With Vitamin Water, XXX style.

You know how people are always like “once you stop sweets, you’ll feel more energized”?  Well, they lied.  Goodnight.

I drank Snapple Lemon Iced Tea both days instead of soda.

Anyway, I have a phone interview with The Apple Store on Monday morning. I’m excited!  I hope everything works out.

The soda thing is not hard.  It’s not hard at all.

Maybe I should stop caffeine, though.  Every Monday and Thursday, I buy a small coffee from the “U”-store because it makes me hyper during my 2D Design class.  And we all know that a hyper Hena is better than a normal Hena.  I be busting out rhymes like a black dude on top of a cop car hiding from his baby mama.

But yeah, no soda for today.  I think I will drink approximately 6 water bottles today.

I will begin with the no soda phase.  Preferably for about one month or more.

I will not have any soda today.  So far so good.

Seriously, Steve.  You can’t give me any pointers?  How does one become good at college?  I clearly suck at it.

I transferred to a new university this semester because I was so set on becoming a better student.  I guess I did something wrong along the way.  I’ve begun to stay up later.  I don’t get to sleep before 3am, usually.  This causes me to get very little sleep, and then I wake up late.  In fact, today I had a class at 10:00am.  I woke up at 9, and while the water was running in the shower, I went to sleep in the tub.

Anyway, I missed my art history midterm last Thursday.  Why?  The whole oversleeping thing.  I was actually pretty depressed for the entire day.  I couldn’t get a hold of my professor at all.  He doesn’t even have a school email address, which is pretty fucked up.  But anyway, I have the ability to make up the midterm this Thursday at 8:45 in the morning.  I guess it’s not bad, you know, if I wake up on time.  I should be very grateful.

Greatful?

I should be great.

I should feel great.

No.   I can’t.  There’s a lot of shit going on and I feel like I will breakdown any second.  Not in the emo way, but in the OH CRAP CALL AN AMBULANCE way.  I sure hope not, but I’m in pain from my cerebral cortex to my right pinky toe.

Anyway, the moral of this story is that I need to marry Orlando Bloom and you all need to do my homework for me.  Bye!

Why can’t I sleep? It’s not insomnia. It’s more like voluntary insomnia.

I’m having a great time at work. I love all my co-workers.

I really, really need to sleep. But I will just end up going downstairs to watch TV anyway.

I need to learn how to go to sleep at a normal time.  Staying up past 2am is not very healthy.  I have horrible dark circles that only worsen when I don’t take in enough nutrients.

It’s not so much that I’m an insomniac, because I’m not.  I love sleeping, and I do a lot of it.  It’s just that I’m distracted a lot. I’m either on the Internet or playing Animal Crossing or something.  Sigh.

I guess it’s good night?

I’ll be honest with you: I have warts.

Ok, so they’re plantar warts. They’re still warts. They’re ugly and annoying and only I can see them. However, late last year, I found a wart growing on the side of my right thumb. It was just a bump, but it was really ugly. I was bored one day early this year, and I spent most of my Human Origins class picking at it with an earring until blood started oozing out. (Sidenote: I am really gross.) I actually used my thumb’s wart blood to paint pretty pictures on my notebook paper. When I came home, I started picking at it more and more until the wart would not stop bleeding. I wrapped a band-aid over it until it dried. It took about 2 weeks for the wart’s scab to disappear. Currently, my thumb is wartless.

I have a lot of warts on the bottom of my right foot’s toes. I don’t know why they decided to grow there, but they keep reproducing and it annoys the hell out of me. My mom bought that Dr. Scholz Freeze-Off Wart Remover thing for my dad (he has a huge one on the side of one of his toes) and I used it twice. On the same wart, mind you. Of course, nothing happens.

This is a conspiracy.

I did research on warts and found out that it’s caused by the Human Papillomavirus. Yeah. That. That thing that causes cervical cancer. Does this mean that my toes have cancer? Do my toes need radiation? Do they need to go through chemotherapy?

No, apparently not. How unfortunate; I wanted a valid reason to get out of my classes.

Anyway, Dr. Scholz is a ripoff. I’m just going to keep showing off my plantar warts to my mirror and wait until the day that they magically disappear.